Top 5 reasons why having a boyfriend on a mission is totttttaly awesome:
6) Instead of going out with him, I get to go out with my parents to Golden Corral on a Friday night.
5) I can listen to Beyonce whenever I want.
4) I don't have to watch ESPN.
3) I can get as fat as I want for the next year and a half. He won't know.
2) I become the replacement for him in his family.....Ryan who? (jk)
And what's the number one reason why this 2 year seperation isn't all bad?
1) I no longer have to wear a bra or pants around my house.
Life is good.
1 comment:
let's get fat together this year! and then next year we can work it all off together. sounds like a good plan.
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