Ass-eline

Oh boy it's been a rough day in Whitney-world.

I went tubing with my main man CARTER!

It was great fun, but now my butt is on fire!!! (not fire butt Kels, it's on the outside this time) Our tube totally sucks and my butt got water burned. It probably feels a little like this guy:

Anyways, when my brothers used to be nursery leaders at church, they had this little boy who was complaining about a sore bottom. He said, "When my bottom hurts, my mommy always put ass-eline (vaseline) on it."

I need me some ass-eline reaaaal bad.