Gumaholics Anonymous

I'm addicted to gum and I don't really care who knows it. 

I bought a thing of bubble tape to send to "R" but honestly, how could I let that whole thing of delicious bubble gum just sit there? 

I cracked it open today, sorry R. You ain't gettin no gum tape........speaking of crack. That stuff makes you look like you do crack. 

I walked downstairs with the white powdery stuff all over my lips. Trashy. 

Anyways, I also blew a bubble the size of my face. 

And that's how I spent my Thanksgiving.