Magic Machine

Have you ever seen the movie "Big" ? You know that creepy machine that gives him his wish? 

We ran into one of those the other day at the mall & of course I thought it was the coolest thing ever and had to get my fortune from this creepy guy in a box.

I got 2 fortunes and even though it's not real, I want to pretend it is:

#1) "What a joy to look ahead to read into the signs of your future. So much happiness is in store for you that the most brilliantly lighted stars will be put to shame by the brightness of your life. Ah, this is not all caused by sheer good luck. Nay, nay my friend, your perseverance, your clever ways of handling your domestic problems and your sincerity in dealing with others are pointing the way to their reward." 

#2) "You are a fortunate person. You were born under a lucky star and that will carry you safely through all your ventures. In time your love life will be something for the world to talk about. You will be extremely happy." 

At first I thought..ahh what a sweet little Zoltar you are and I figured all of the fortunes were like mine. 

Both of my friends got fortunes. One of them got a fortune about money and popularity. The other got one about making judgments. 

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I know it's just a fake man in a plastic box, but I think he's on to something.