Funny

TODAY was a funny day. It was the EPITOME of random. I found my roommate Kelsey today and told her all the funny random things I noticed and we were rolling.

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It started off by Kelsey telling me that after I had fallen asleep last night, that I started to call out for Ryan. "Ryan, Ryan, where are you?" haha, that's almost a little sad.

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Then, like most days, I went to work out at the gym. Kelsey pointed out to me that the news reporter on the tv in front of us was named Patti Anne Brownie. We laughed really hard. Poor Mrs. Brownie.

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Then, I switched machines, and tv's, and started watching Good Morning America. There was a girl on there with chronic sneezing. What??

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Then, I go to the library to study, and I sit at a computer next to this rather attractive man, just for fun. I'm minding my own business, and all of a sudden he leans over to me and says-"Hey youre Whitney right?" Never seen this guy in my life! I'm famous.

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Then Cyndi texted me and said, "Guess what! I'm eating swedish fish." I was eating goldfish at the exact same time. And now I'm craving salmon for some reason...

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Then I go to my microbiology class and right before I got there I warmed up my delicious lunch of goolash. So, I sit down in class, and I notice that my spoon is gone! Vanished! I was devastated, and starving as the aromas of my deliciously warm food creep up to my nostrils. But, randomly, this girl comes up to me and hands me a plastic spoon. Either I was complaining a little too loud, or she was really intune with the spirit.

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Then, I proceed to go back to the library. As I'm walking down the stairs, I notice a cute couple, probably in their 40's, walking up the stairs hand in hand. The man has brown hair and was wearing a red shirt, and the woman was blonde and was wearing a blue shirt. Then directly behind them, like maybe a foot behind them, I notice a younger couple walking up the stairs hand in hand. The brown headed boy is in a red shirt, and the blonde girl in a red shirt. It was creepy.

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I really think Heavenly Father has an awesome sense of humor. Yesterday was a boring day. Today was hilarious.